October 2011
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operator: hello, 911 here. what is your emergency?
me: i am.... dying......
operator: stay calm, m'am. stay on the ph-
me: of.... boredom.....
operator: what
me: bye
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what if i wasn’t so dumb
that would be nice
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mickey-love:
sometimes i just want to reply to people’s posts with ‘i LOVE YOU please spend all your time with me forever and we can do homely things like make each other tea and read in comfortable silence and i’ll run you baths and buy you slippers and take you quiet places on warm nights and we can combine our cd collections’ but instead i just press the like button
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the hardcore way to eat ramen
smokingweedinthefrontyard:
boil water
eat block of ramen
drink boiling water
snort flavor powder
fuck bitches
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virginclub-deactivated20120408 asked: i was thinking about a game of thrones when i wrote that post lmao
virginclub:
winter is coming and its going to be colder so now everyones going to whine about not having anyone to cuddle with i cant wait
i thought this was a game of thrones post at first but then i kept reading and was sorely disappointed
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i wonder if i’m hipster enough to work at starbucks
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centauratlacuilo replied to your post: centauratlacuilo replied to your post: ugh staples…
ahaha okay I can do that for you if you need me. I’m of age to be considered a responsible adult even if I’m not and besides they never call those people anyway so it should be fine. Let me know and I’ll give you what you need to know?
gah thank you i love you
i will let you know if i put you down...
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fuck this shit i just want minimum wage
is that too much to ask for
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centauratlacuilo replied to your post: ugh staples requires two non-relative references…
I’ll be your reference lmao I wouldn’t even know what to say if they called me ;-;
just tell them that i am the coolest person ever
actually if you don’t mind i might use you if i can’t get some family friends to be my references lol
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willowmansdaughter:
wotcher-doctor:
fatalcookies:
would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:
cryingroman-with-a-baby:
princessdogfish:
aladdinsfuturewife:
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
After all those years, they can still step in time. ;w;
I can’t be the only one who started singing this :D
OMFG!!! <3
Everything is beautiful and...
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ugh staples requires two non-relative references on their application
does anyone want to be my second reference
sob
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September 2011
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eridansmatesprit:
i get messages and think it is some one yelling at me
Put a symbol in my ask, regardless of how horrible...
♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂= just delete your tumblr already
æ = post a picture of yourself
✌= you’re awesome
♡= i love your blog
❁= you’re beautiful
✓= i hate you
☹= you’re ugly
☀= i want to fuck you
♬= i wish we were close
♧= i wish we were friends in real life
☆= i relate to a lot of the same things you go through (mention which...
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Game of Thrones game coming, Mass Effect style-RPG →
lady-hawke:
jacknoire:
hazehaze:
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES
That would be amazing.
… isn’t that just Dragon Age?
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When is everyone's birthday?
chotpot:
yazzdonut:
elizzibeth:
sovietstuck:
bratwursttrousers:
toripocalypse:
priprichu:
zombiegagaloo:
tunaluka:
2/25 :U
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6/11
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